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β€œIf it could only be like this always – always summer, always alone, the fruit always ripe and Aloysius in a good temper…”
― Evelyn Waugh, Brideshead Revisited


Will the ‘real’ Aloysius please stand up? TAKE TWO

Having counted all 6 of the votes, I am afraid we are yet to find our man. Bear.

But I know he’s out there somewhere. Thus:


You have until midnight on Friday (2nd March) to upload a picture of your proposed bear, in the comment box below.

For legal reasons, he (she?) will require a National Insurance Number and a valid work permit. Fluency in the English language is essential; no previous acting experience required.